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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 20.06.2025 03:57

What movies have not aged well?

Dr No

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-All the bad guys are black.

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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Why are the bands Smashmouth and Nickelback often used as punchlines?

Goldfinger

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

From Russia With Love

Why are people outraged over Latina actress, Rachel Zegler, being cast to play Snow White in the live action remake of Disney’s Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

What story do you have involving a public restroom?

You Only Live Twice

-”Ah so!”

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Do many women shave their vaginas?

-J W Pepper

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Why do many women wear sleeveless shirts, more so than men?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Live and Let Die

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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Moonraker

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

What do you like about McDonald's?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Why can't NASA just bite the bullet and launch a plainly simple mission, audited by flat earther peers start to finish that definitively proves to even the smallest minds that the earth is an oblong spheroid, and not flat?

Diamonds Are Forever

Octopussy

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

What would you do if you found out that someone had broken into your home while you were sleeping?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

My religion teacher said that there are no atheists because in order to reject God, you must first have a concept of God, and if you have a concept of God, you are not an atheist. In what way is this true, if at all? Why?

A View to a Kill

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

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